[There are crazy murderers running around, looking for them seems like a pretty clear cut decision. But your dubiously sincere concern is heartwarming, Riza.]
Is that an offer, officer? I'm touched.
[Before she can say "no," he brushes past it. He can handle a few nutty deer, if it comes to it. (Don't worry, Ramir's coming, too. What could possibly go wrong.)]
Keep an eye out for anything fishy on the homestead, instead. This isn't the quiet kind of crazy.
[He's seen a lot of crazy. You don't drown your neighbors in their own eyeballs as a first and last offense. Anyone hiding in plain sight will be lying low. But he doesn't expect it to last, from experience.]
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Is that an offer, officer? I'm touched.
[Before she can say "no," he brushes past it. He can handle a few nutty deer, if it comes to it. (Don't worry, Ramir's coming, too. What could possibly go wrong.)]
Keep an eye out for anything fishy on the homestead, instead. This isn't the quiet kind of crazy.
[He's seen a lot of crazy. You don't drown your neighbors in their own eyeballs as a first and last offense. Anyone hiding in plain sight will be lying low. But he doesn't expect it to last, from experience.]