[There are crazy murderers running around, looking for them seems like a pretty clear cut decision. But your dubiously sincere concern is heartwarming, Riza.]
Is that an offer, officer? I'm touched.
[Before she can say "no," he brushes past it. He can handle a few nutty deer, if it comes to it. (Don't worry, Ramir's coming, too. What could possibly go wrong.)]
Keep an eye out for anything fishy on the homestead, instead. This isn't the quiet kind of crazy.
[He's seen a lot of crazy. You don't drown your neighbors in their own eyeballs as a first and last offense. Anyone hiding in plain sight will be lying low. But he doesn't expect it to last, from experience.]
You mean outside of the fact that the local deities are guilty of committing genocide and one of the Nalawi's enemies is trying to bring back her dead countrymen?
[It's that last part's that really giving her the heebie jeebies - resurrection isn't exactly something that goes well, from personal experience.]
[Tell him about it. Always a good time when your violent death only manages to be the second worst experience of your life.]
Makes you wonder if anyone would even notice a few more missing persons right about now, huh.
[But who cares about a few more nameless casualties, right? It's a big island. Lots of deer to go around.
The rest of the crew an argue about the morals of godslaying all they want, right now. Until there's anything they can actually do about that, he's going to make sure the thing that was actually actively killing people a few days ago is down for the count. He very much doubts they'll miss him on the sidelines of the shouting match.]
Oh, yeah. [Occasionally. There is a fine line between "criminal" and "murdering psycho," and the Nalawi in question probably tipped over into the latter right around the time they started scooping out eyeballs.] I'm sure the programs here are real state of the art.
[They probably were once upon a time, before everything went to hell in a handbasket. Regardless, her own burst of dark humor only lasts so long - which is to say, not very long at all - before she settles back down to business.]
Are you going to torture them?
[Out of nowhere, maybe, but she'd seen some less than stellar behavior that night.]
[To be honest, he's not above persuasion as a method of extracting information when it's justified. And there is no love lost, on his end, for those who've got that coming to them. But he's also not one to waste his time.]
Sounds like you guys have been busy.
[A collective "you." Hawkeye's definitely the rigidly upright type. But sounds like not everyone on the crew is so principled.]
[More fishing. What counts as worthwhile? In her opinion. Time for a philosophical network conversation, it's like they're building real serious rp game cr.]
I was under the impression you've been around for a while.
[And in all that time, how much worthwhile has there been?]
[wow, drops this thread immediately so they can never build real game cr
But the short answer is: not enough.]
Longer than I'd like.
[He can play a numbers guessing game if he really wants. As for his actual question...She pauses, despite the rush of answers that spring immediately to mind.]
Preventing more deaths instead of standing around twiddling our thumbs. Not bringing about the natural end of a world due to insufficient and unclear mission parameters. Repairing the growing rifts between the Nalawi instead of watching our team tear itself apart.
[Assuming they can skim the network backlog, he's got a decent idea. Either way, it's longer than him.
He waits out her answer to get a feel for her priorities, and the slight pause between them is pretty obviously him deciding if he finds them wanting or not.]
What's stopping you?
[Maybe the second example up there would be a littler harder to keep tabs on. But this is more a general statement, anyway.]
[Combined efforts is a generous term for the crew's general level of teamwork. Especially with everyone arguing over the airwaves, recently. Not that Jason's not contributing to the general lack of unity—he's not much of a team player these days.]
Not everyone's got the same kind of priorities. Funny how shanghaiing a bunch of crossdimensional saps into working for you doesn't turn up the best results. Not the smartest of business models.
[That's probably one of the few things they've seen eye-to-eye on so far, though anyone who doesn't think that ALASTAIR's comprised of a bunch of idiots surely must be an idiot themselves.]
If this is a business, they must not be making much of a profit.
[Or maybe they're just one of the shittier teams out there, who knows. Would make sense, given how little everyone seems to know about everyone else..]
[Hey now, you'd be surprised. Most of that is ostensibly true. Of course, it's not really a matter of honor. So yeah, that's fair, he's no Big Blue Boyscout, either.
That one flew over her head, huh? Well, he shouldn't be surprised, anymore.]
Let me guess, wrong Earth? Or you're not from Earth at all.
[She didn't strike him as enormously alien, just a little old fashioned. But you never know.]
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There might still be a lot of them out there. I don't recommend going alone.
[Aw look, she cares. (Sort of.)]
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Is that an offer, officer? I'm touched.
[Before she can say "no," he brushes past it. He can handle a few nutty deer, if it comes to it. (Don't worry, Ramir's coming, too. What could possibly go wrong.)]
Keep an eye out for anything fishy on the homestead, instead. This isn't the quiet kind of crazy.
[He's seen a lot of crazy. You don't drown your neighbors in their own eyeballs as a first and last offense. Anyone hiding in plain sight will be lying low. But he doesn't expect it to last, from experience.]
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[It's that last part's that really giving her the heebie jeebies - resurrection isn't exactly something that goes well, from personal experience.]
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Makes you wonder if anyone would even notice a few more missing persons right about now, huh.
[But who cares about a few more nameless casualties, right? It's a big island. Lots of deer to go around.
The rest of the crew an argue about the morals of godslaying all they want, right now. Until there's anything they can actually do about that, he's going to make sure the thing that was actually actively killing people a few days ago is down for the count. He very much doubts they'll miss him on the sidelines of the shouting match.]
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I doubt it.
What do you plan to do once you find them?
[Not 'if'; he's sketchy as fuck but at the very least he seems competent. Don't let her down now.]
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Anyway, they're not that friendly, Hawkeye. He'll bite, if mostly to fish for a reaction.]
What do you think? Take them out to dinner? Teach them to tie better knots?
[What do you usually do with murderers?]
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I hear rehabilitation occasionally works for criminals.
[Not usually, but hey if he wants to give it shot, who is she to stop him?]
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Oh, yeah. [Occasionally. There is a fine line between "criminal" and "murdering psycho," and the Nalawi in question probably tipped over into the latter right around the time they started scooping out eyeballs.] I'm sure the programs here are real state of the art.
[After all, it works so well in Arkham.]
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Are you going to torture them?
[Out of nowhere, maybe, but she'd seen some less than stellar behavior that night.]
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That's a pretty specific question.
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It's a pretty specific scenario. [But maybe she ought to elaborate.] I'd prefer not to have a repeat of it.
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Sounds like you guys have been busy.
[A collective "you." Hawkeye's definitely the rigidly upright type. But sounds like not everyone on the crew is so principled.]
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I wouldn't mind being busy so much if any of it ever resulted in anything worthwhile.
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Such as?
[More fishing. What counts as worthwhile? In her opinion. Time for a philosophical network conversation, it's like they're building real serious rp game cr.]
I was under the impression you've been around for a while.
[And in all that time, how much worthwhile has there been?]
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But the short answer is: not enough.]
Longer than I'd like.
[He can play a numbers guessing game if he really wants. As for his actual question...She pauses, despite the rush of answers that spring immediately to mind.]
Preventing more deaths instead of standing around twiddling our thumbs. Not bringing about the natural end of a world due to insufficient and unclear mission parameters. Repairing the growing rifts between the Nalawi instead of watching our team tear itself apart.
[You name it.]
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He waits out her answer to get a feel for her priorities, and the slight pause between them is pretty obviously him deciding if he finds them wanting or not.]
What's stopping you?
[Maybe the second example up there would be a littler harder to keep tabs on. But this is more a general statement, anyway.]
groans
[Even she can admit to that much.]
It's less of what's stopping me and more the lack of results I've seen due to everyone's combined efforts.
[Due to circumstances mostly outside of her control.]
look I offered you an out
Not everyone's got the same kind of priorities. Funny how shanghaiing a bunch of crossdimensional saps into working for you doesn't turn up the best results. Not the smartest of business models.
[Quelle surprise.]
no!! i'll weakly struggle along
If this is a business, they must not be making much of a profit.
[Or maybe they're just one of the shittier teams out there, who knows. Would make sense, given how little everyone seems to know about everyone else..]
And what are your own priorities?
gpoy, really.
Oh, you know. Righting wrongs. Taking down bad guys. Truth, justice, and the American way.
[Tone is so hard to tell through text, isn't it?]
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The American way?
[Humor her.]
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That one flew over her head, huh? Well, he shouldn't be surprised, anymore.]
Let me guess, wrong Earth? Or you're not from Earth at all.
[She didn't strike him as enormously alien, just a little old fashioned. But you never know.]